The Panamanian Butt Is Not As Big As We Thought

by today's Urban Chameleon contributor

I found this Internet craze that came out a few weeks ago quite...(I don't even know) regarding the controversy over the buttocks of the Panamanian women’s cricket team. Apparently someone had Photoshoped the butts of the women from looking like this














To this
















And all of a sudden people were fans of “cricket”.

Can we just take a moment here and really think about why the booty is so powerful? This is not the first time that its voluptuous presence has captivated millions through media attention and caused men to act out of character. Just yesterday the news reported that police had caught The Brooklyn Butt Slapper- some fool running around smacking women on their ass.
The booty...such a mesmerizing and what can be dangerous power.

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The Hollering Brothas

by today's Urban Chameleon contributor

Living in the city I am always caught off guard by the brothas who will hit you up on some, "Ooooh shorty can I marry you?" Even when living in the 'hood I'd always think to myself how am I suppose to respond to that? "Ok, pick me up at 8pm." Regardless it's always off putting when you receive the "coo coo" call on Madison Avenue.

What I really wasn't ready for is what happened to me this past weekend. I had to travel to New Orleans for the first time for work and I was out with a bunch of my colleagues, very corporate group of colleagues and we were looking for a place to have a drink. While walking up Bourbon street, the main spot where I was told Mardi Gras takes place in the French Quarter a brother in uniform setting up the tables I guess spotted my brown face with in my group of colleagues and shouts out, " Lawrd have mercy, I done gone to heaven and Jesus has sent me this fine ass woman." As if the exclaimed praise was not embarrassing enough my man proceeds to drop to his knees and starts bowing at my feet like the bathroom attendant in Coming to America when Prince Hakeem was just trying to pee. My manager starts looking at me like maybe I'm Beyonce? We of course still did not reach the icing on the cake because that point of course came as I continued to keep it moving and act like nothing had happened, the restaurant employee guy, in uniform shouts out, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn and she got a fat ass!"

Hmmmm, how does one Urban Chameleon themselves out this moment?

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The Big Booty Following Bus Drivers

by today’s Urban Chameleon contributor

As the weather begins to get nicer outside I have to begin to get cautious of what streets I walk down and make a point to walk on the side of the street against traffic. Every spring and summer it never fails where I will leisurely be out enjoying the great weather completely wrapped up in my own state of euphoria to suddenly be disrupted by the honking sound of a NYC public transportation bus driver.

Last summer I was walking home on Park Ave from a Pilate’s class in my form fitting workout attire, which does happen to accentuate my big booty, when I noticed a bus driver creeping behind me. At first I thought to myself, “Self are you just feeling yourself too much right now?” However, there was a green light with no traffic to interfere with the acceleration of this bus driver’s gas pedal so I really had to wonder if this bus driver was really holding an entire bus hostage for the view of my booty. When I mustered up enough courage to look up at him he smiled and waved at me. I had to think to myself, “Brotha” (cause you know it was a brotha), “What are you really expecting to happen right now? Are you planning to pull your bus and its passengers over to the side and ask me what I’m doing Saturday night?” I guess he did because after looking away he started to honk several times to get my attention. This is absolutely ridiculous as I felt I was on display to an entire bus load of passengers in the driver’s attempt to court me. I decided to turn off and walk along Lexington AGAINST traffic. Oh shit is he turning his bus to continue following me!

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